| -sees a hot photo of le bias- | |
| Korean fans: | Oppa.. oh oppa is so manly and handsome! |
| Me: | OH MY GOD THAT BITCH IS SO HOT! |
| Korean fans: | Oppa I wanna marry you.. |
| Me: | ASDFGHJKL I WANT YOU IN MY BED OMG NAO! |
| Korean fans: | Oppa is so nice and he likes kids too! |
| Me: | OH HE WILL BE A NICE FATHER FOR OUR KIDS! |
| Korean fans: | Oppa what are you doing with the other oppa..? |
| Me: | THEY ARE FUCKING. TOO OBVIOUS |